She said her name was "party"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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