just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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