Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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