Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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