But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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