I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
So. Much. Porn.
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