Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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