return my video game
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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