it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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