Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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