I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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