the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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