ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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