Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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