we're blogging at a bar
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Don't tell me you're on acid again
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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