..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I am naked and annoyed.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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