You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
