i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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