There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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