i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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