Too much gin, very little bucket
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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