we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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