You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My vagina is very pro this idea
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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