my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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