You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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