needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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