I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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