Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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