I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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