I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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