Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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