just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
This toilet bowl is my home.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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