When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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