I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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