Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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