Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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