Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
