they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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