Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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