butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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