my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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