Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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