You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i drank out of a bidet.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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