Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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