Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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