So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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