you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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