She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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