Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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