you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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