his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
dude. I can hear the air.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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